valentine's on easter

I know you said you knew what I did.
But you do not know what I did.
I never touched her.

I know I lied and said I was free.
But he did not come inside me.
He splashed my eyelids.

I know just what to do to you
I'll throw you up against the door
I'll fuck you here and on the floor
I'll slap your face and pull your hair
I'll poke you through your underwear

Don't touch me or I'll grab that gun
You jealous prick I hope you die
I'm gonna go and fuck that guy
You'll wish that you were never born
So just go home and watch some porn

Foolishly I scramble for the gun,
I put the barrel in her mouth,
She bites down hard.
There's one more mound in my backyard.